1 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,920 Are you master Tsu Nam? 2 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,520 That's me. 3 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:54,280 He who is blind, but has an interior sight of 10 tenths? 4 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,840 [SNEEZE] 5 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,160 What do you want from me? 6 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,000 (<) We have covered everything the terraqueous globe 7 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,760 and he will probably come as well a pleurisy. 8 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,720 (<) But finally we are in his presence. 9 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,280 [cold] Actually we would be wanted to go to another master, 10 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,400 but we got lost. 11 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,400 - What are you saying, Puk? - Pin, sorry. 12 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:19,520 We are lost, master. We are in search of ourselves. 13 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,960 [PUK SNEEZES] 14 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,080 [PUK SNEEZES] 15 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:38,080 Pin: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! But why do you strike me, master? 16 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:43,000 Did you see what you found yourself? Now you know you have a body. 17 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:48,160 To find the soul the path it is much more difficult and tortuous. 18 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:54,040 We need to meditate. So let's meditate and we thank this tree, 19 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:59,280 Ginko Biloba, which welcomes us under its branches. 20 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,520 But there isn't even a single leaf, It's just firewood! 21 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,400 Indeed, master... Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 22 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,560 - Thank you, Ginko. - Thank you, Biloba. 23 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,000 [PUK AND PIN SNEEZE] 24 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:21,160 [COUGHING AND SNEEZING] 25 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,720 (<) Pin: Maestro, you are receiving visitors. 26 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,600 Master Tsu Nam, 27 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,560 tell me, what is the meaning of life? 28 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:06,880 Life is like a breath: there is no past, there is no future, 29 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,080 there is only the present moment. 30 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,760 [COINS JINGLING] 31 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,640 - Puk, do you have to give me something? - Who, me? No. 32 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,360 - Ouch! (<) Do you have to give me something? 33 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,640 Oh, did you mean that? 34 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,880 (<) Superfluous money it is used for superfluous things. 35 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,800 - The soul does not need money. - Master, sorry, but 36 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:49,840 It's not like we should return it by any chance to the rightful owner? Ouch! 37 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:54,080 (<) And now let's think about the soul, let's meditate. 38 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:05,840 [gasping] The sacred gong of wisdom! 39 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,560 [ECHO OF GONG] 40 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,800 Pins and Puks: How much harmony in this sound... 41 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,480 [FAMILY SINGS IN CHINESE] 42 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,720 Giacomo: Good morning, love! 43 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,960 Good morning sweetie. 44 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,240 Good morning! 45 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,000 Bonjour! [WIFE MOANS] 46 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:00,480 Love, it's 5:30, come on! We have to go. 47 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,160 [WIFE MOUNTS ANGRY] 48 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,080 (<) John: I will never get tired of repeating it: 49 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,000 to do things well, it takes method, oh... 50 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,640 Number 3 with protective creams? 51 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,280 - It's here... - Good. 52 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,920 Mara, there is a place for everything and that's the place for number 3, eh! 53 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,320 - You've already been adopted! - Mom! 54 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,760 The number 8 with fins, mask and snorkels there. 55 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,000 Good morning! 56 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,840 - Are you, excuse me? - But it's Lorenzo! 57 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,760 - Who is this gnara gnara? (<) Clara: Come on, dad... 58 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,440 But, excuse me, where did you sleep? 59 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,760 - From us. - Where to us? 60 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,200 Oh, in Clara's room. 61 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,400 He slept with my daughter and you don't tell me anything? 62 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,880 - But they've been engaged for 3 years! (<) And they already sleep together? 63 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,880 Oh well, it's not on the list anyway and we will put it on the waiting list. 64 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:57,080 If a spot opens up, we'll see. Well, oh... The 10... 65 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:01,080 - Can Lorenzo and I go to Greece? - I already told you no. 66 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:06,160 - [together] But why?! - Why not, oh... All good! 67 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:12,800 Marta, Clara, Mara, come on, pack your bags in the car, come on! Op, op, op, op! 68 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:18,440 Here, come on. Op, op, op, op! Well! 69 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,760 Excuse me, but what about me? 70 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:25,760 Sorry, we are overbooked, check-in is closed. 71 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,520 Giovanni: Too bad! 72 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,120 Rita: Let's see. Oh God, where did I put my wallet? 73 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,040 Well, what are you doing there? Haven't uploaded yet? 74 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,880 - Do you have the keys, love? - I have the keys! 75 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,920 But you're wearing a flowered shirt! It doesn't match my dress! 76 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,320 What do I do, dress like an ocelot? But where did I put my glasses? 77 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,720 - On your mind, love. - You drive, eh, Rita! 78 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,600 You won't put your children in the hands of that one there? 79 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,760 But where is he going? 80 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,520 - What are you doing? Aren't we going up? - First I check the tires. 81 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,800 - At this time? (<) Why, is there an hour? 82 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,800 Sorry, but you didn't check them yesterday, when you went to wash 83 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,240 the car inside and out and did you get gas? 84 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,280 (<) Yes, but I don't trust it! 85 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,240 Say the humidity tonight it made them drop 2 atmospheres! 86 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,200 [exasperated] Oh my... 87 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,880 (<) Aldo: Where the hell did I put it these damn keys? 88 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,760 Irma: In the back pocket! 89 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,240 What are these toilet paper pendants? 90 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,960 My ears are sweating! 91 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,320 (<) Children, move this allegorical float, go. 92 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,680 He doesn't enter. Of course, it's crooked! 93 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,920 It's not crooked, love. It is always been defective. 94 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:39,640 If you look at it against the light, you can see it that's crooked! Don't contradict me! 95 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,960 - What the hell! - Dad... 96 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,120 Shut up! Can't you see I'm working? 97 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,520 But, dad... 98 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,520 Now is not the time! Not it's time, okay?! 99 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,480 - Ah, I don't travel without arrows! - I'll break the headlights too then! 100 00:09:56,560 --> 00:10:01,680 You would like it, but I'm not leaving my daughter and children in the hands of a deranged person! 101 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,960 So shall we go? Am I leaving? 102 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,440 - Let's hope! - Put your seatbelts on! 103 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,560 From behind?! 104 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,600 If they have prepared them, there must be a reason. 105 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,920 [ALARM] 106 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,360 [ALARM STOPS. DOGS BARK] 107 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,440 Irma: And no, eh! I won't give you the suitcases! 108 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,800 But no, love, you're wasting them for me! I bought them especially for the trip! 109 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,360 - The front tires are flat! - Well? 110 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,960 - Well, it's not safe! - I deflated them on purpose! 111 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,440 Let's say we pass under an overpass that was too low. 112 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,480 What do I do, get out and deflate the tires? 113 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,320 - Sorry, dad, but... - It's not the time, it's not the day! 114 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,720 Get in the car, I'll take the bags and put them... 115 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,840 The roof rack! Sons of bitches! They stole our luggage rack! 116 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:22,160 Ah, I don't travel with suitcases on the legs like the other year! 117 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,440 - Dad, sorry... - Damn neighborhood of thieves! 118 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,440 But what do they do with a roof rack? Who do they resell it to? 119 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,640 - The telephone! - Love, it's on your neck. 120 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,840 I warn Giovanni. 121 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,760 Dad, look at this It's not our car. 122 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,640 What are you saying?! 123 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,200 That's ours over there. 124 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:10,160 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 125 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,000 It was Aldo, he hung up. 126 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,960 Mh. It rings me to be called back. 127 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:23,800 Like hell! 128 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,040 [sighing] Maybe it was urgent! 129 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,360 Yes... You have to thank me that gnara gnara. 130 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,200 If it were up to him, we were in traffic. 131 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,880 And look at this stuff, no one... 132 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,000 - I believe it, it's August 3rd! - Clara: Yes, 6:00 in the morning! 133 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:42,280 It's 6:00, we're late apocalyptic! That awaits us! 134 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,200 Love, come on, let's not make us wait... 135 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,520 [WIFE SCOFFS] 136 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,880 - Only you could have the wrong car! - And in the meantime no one has noticed! 137 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,000 Dad, really I... 138 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,640 Shut up! Play with them footballer stickers! 139 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,160 But I like philosophy. Do you know Kant? 140 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,520 Of course, I just met him yesterday! He likes philosophy. 141 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,960 - But are you sure he's my son? (<) Truly you are always around! 142 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,560 But what are you saying? Rita, you have something to confess to me? 143 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,800 What are you saying, love? 144 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,480 It's just that he has different tastes from his companions. 145 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,360 (<) Different tastes? 146 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,640 - In what sense? - I am... 147 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,520 Don't say it, I don't want to know. 148 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,440 (<) I'm... - I don't... La la la la... 149 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,840 I'm agnostic, dad! 150 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:36,160 Agnostic. And I believed that you were... But what does "agnostic" mean? 151 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,160 Homosexual, right? Come to grandma, come on. 152 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:44,960 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 153 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,880 Dad, please, you can turn on the air conditioning? 154 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,160 No, it hurts. 155 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,560 (<) Smart starts! - Why, what is it? 156 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:04,880 Stay in Milan the first days of holiday, you enjoy the peace of the city, 157 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,800 above all, avoid those sleazy ones traffic jams on the highway. 158 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,040 - For me it's a pleasure! - But pleasure, what? 159 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,400 But if you imprisoned us in the house for 3 days waiting for everyone to leave! 160 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,400 But go there, go! 161 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,120 Yes, but look at the freedom now. Do you want to put? 162 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,000 [sighing] Shut up! 163 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,040 All my friends I'm already on holiday... 164 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,080 100 times better Milan in August that place over there. 165 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,080 Exaggerated! 166 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,200 Why do you say that? 167 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,080 (<) Please, me and Lorenzo can we go to Greece? 168 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,000 (<) But why? What's not to like? - Tell me something you like 169 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,280 of that place! 170 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,920 The marble run on the beach, rackets, 171 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,920 the focaccia after the bath, "You want carpet, you want carpet", 172 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:47,000 "Cocco bello cocco bello", i bambini swept away by jet skis... 173 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,520 Come on, say something too! What do you like? 174 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600 What do I like? 175 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,080 The return journey. 176 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,600 [SURPENT BRAKING] 177 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,840 (<) And no, huh? We don't start in this spirit. 178 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,920 [EVERYONE SHOUTS FOR JOY] 179 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,960 - Marta: Oh, yes! - This is the right spirit, well done! 180 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:14,080 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 181 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,440 What did I tell you? They haven't arrived yet. 182 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,080 You can close the Is there any air in the window? 183 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,600 And no window, 184 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,360 and no air conditioning, and no radio! 185 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,120 Come on, let's play a game: where would you like to go? 186 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,920 To me at Billionaire, at Twiga, in Saint-Tropez... 187 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:38,840 Maybe... 188 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,800 (<) I don't even want to hear them some bad words! All right? 189 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,400 - Gaetano: You talk like a showgirl! - But grow up, dwarf! 190 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,800 - Mom, he called me a dwarf! - Stop arguing, we're on holiday, 191 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,240 everyone happy happy! Where would you like to go, love? 192 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,280 - I would like to see the stones of Matera. - You know what fun! 193 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,760 (<) He wants to see the rocks! I guess I've been around too much! 194 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,480 - I want DNA evidence. - Me in Saturnia... 195 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,040 On Saturn I send you to you! Anyway, I told you, 196 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,360 next year let's go where we want! 197 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,960 You say it every year. 198 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,360 - Laws. Who is writing? - The bank! 199 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,520 (<) Mara: Dad, unlock the lock centralized? I have to pee! 200 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,480 No! 201 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,080 It will be at least half an hour that you trapped us in here. 202 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,520 - Is this a kidnapping? - We're all waiting for Aldo in the car 203 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,800 - and then we intercom to Giacomo. - But why?! 204 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,960 - But because we've always done it this way. - What a drag! Can I take off my seatbelt? 205 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,360 - No! - But I want to pee! 206 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,920 - Can I smoke it? - At your house. 207 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,520 [EVERYONE SCOFFS] 208 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,280 - And now... all together, eh! - No... 209 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,840 ♪ An old iron nail of the mechanics of the mechanics, ♪ 210 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,680 ♪ An old iron nail of mechanics of mechanics. ♪ 211 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,120 ♪ Oh, bela, me who's comical me who is a comedian me who is a comedian. ♪ 212 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,480 ♪ Oh, bela, me who's comical me who me comedian me who me comedian. ♪ 213 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,360 Rita, you're telling me what do you read with the power of thought? Speaks! 214 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,600 Come on, it's just the report of the credit card. 215 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:06,280 - Love, not while you're driving. - 4,000 Euros! 216 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,240 Careful! [SURPENT BRAKING] 217 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,600 (<) Now explain to me how you did it to spend 4,000 euros on clothes, 218 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,280 otherwise don't come down! I'll lock you in a trunk and throw you into the Mariana Trench! 219 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,840 You're right, maybe we went too far a bit of a pearl for our vanity! 220 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:29,160 - We have? No, Rita, you went too far! - How tight you are! 221 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,080 Give my daughter a life hell and you're complaining about 2 rags? 222 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,120 But you know with 4,000 euros How many rags can you buy? 223 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,400 And then because I'm talking to you that you can't be looked at? 224 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,920 - You look like the little mermaid's witch! - Don't transcend, love. 225 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,560 He's handsome... Shut up, you don't understand nothing feminine. 226 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,880 What do you want? Can't you see we're talking? 227 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,400 - But you broke my arrow. - Who cares! 228 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,840 Put your hand out and spin! And then who said it was me? 229 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:58,480 (<) Come on, how do you do it?! When Let's go, you have to be precise! 230 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,800 The heavy suitcases underneath, the light ones above with the bags! 231 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,000 And then they can't be used the tie rods are soft, the spider is needed, 232 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,040 which is more powerful, come on! But you know that Is every suitcase a potential bullet? 233 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,640 So while you're at it, launch the rocks from the highway! 234 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,680 Don't get angry, 235 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,800 stay calm! You're all purple, you the pressure rises... Stay calm. 236 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,480 What about "stay calm"? And then you don't see how you're dressed? 237 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:23,320 Are you going to the Venice Carnival? You look Brighella with Pantalone's shoes! 238 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,400 Hi, my name is Giacomo. 239 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,400 No, dear, let's fill it in first the friendly observation. 240 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,240 - What?! - Look, there will be 500 euros in damages. 241 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:34,600 (<) Rita: 500 euros? But it's not worth it spend it, it's better to leave it like that! 242 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,120 Sorry, what do you mean? 243 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,800 Let's pretend not nothing happened, 244 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,760 like it's done between friends. But what you have beautiful skin! Come on... 245 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,160 Marta, look how it looks on you trying to mislead. 246 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:45,920 Why? 247 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,320 Do you want to pay in black? Okay, no assessment and paid illegally. 248 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,680 - We're friends, let's do it like this. - But which one to pay?! Is there any damage? No. 249 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,880 Are there any injuries? No. Are the kids okay? Yes. 250 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,160 What's with that funeral face? It's a day of celebration, everyone is happy! 251 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,680 We must sing a beautiful song, all together! 252 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,160 ♪ This is the snake dance that comes down from the mountain ♪ 253 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,160 ♪ To search for its tail who lost a day. ♪ 254 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,840 ♪ But tell me a little, but tell me a little, it's really you ♪ 255 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,880 ♪ That little piece of my ponytail?♪ Yes! 256 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,960 ♪ This is the snake dance that comes down from the mountain ♪ 257 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,600 ♪ To search for his tail...♪ - But, Giovanni, what are you doing?! 258 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,840 So, shall I call the police? Do we want to stop? 259 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,240 Then sign here or I'll call the police! I have some shocked kids there too. 260 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,480 I don't have a pen! (<) Love, it's around your neck. 261 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,720 But what about your business? 262 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,840 - Come on, sign here. B. - B... - Then I'll fill it in. 263 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,880 Here, good. 264 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,080 But you signed Paolino Paperino! 265 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,720 Eh, but then it's a mania! 266 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,720 (<) Giacomo: Friends, the morning has gold in its mouth! 267 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,440 - Is there a problem? - Aldo: More than one! 268 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,200 But, Giacomino, have you gone crazy? What's happening? 269 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,400 - Unfortunately there is some problem. - Eh, I see... 270 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:57,400 (<) But where are we, in Pirl Harbur? My car also had some damage. 271 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,000 - Can I fix it? - Sure, sign here. 272 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,360 (<) Giovanni: But... Ocio! - Giacomino, what's happening? 273 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,080 Eh, he doesn't want to come anymore, he says who prefers the mountains. 274 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:08,960 So? 275 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,800 Eeeeh, you know women are fickle. My wife is a woman 276 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,040 and he changed his mind. 277 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,120 - So? - So he says that... 278 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:23,000 maybe the hill is better, maybe the spa, says that... What what?! 279 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,800 (<) That place makes me shit, okay? 280 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,960 - Irma: Well done! - All: Well done! 281 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,760 - What is this, Mutiny on the Bounty? - You'll see that he'll calm down in a little while. 282 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,880 Oh God... Tell me my eyes they are deceiving me. 283 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,600 (<) Tell me this isn't happening what I assume. 284 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,000 - Irma, what are you doing?! - Pee! 285 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,560 And couldn't you have done it up at Giacomo's? 286 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,560 - I don't want to bother you! - We are in the Middle Ages, 287 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,160 which wasn't so bad after all: then witches like you burned them. 288 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,360 Agnostic! 289 00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,920 - So what do we do? - Go on, do something! She's your wife, isn't she? 290 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,920 You will have a minimum of influence about your wife or not? 291 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,520 But yes, I know her well, let's give her an hour to let it boil 292 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,480 - and then he calms down! (<) Wife [intercom]: I'll calm down a bit! 293 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,160 View? She's already calmer. 294 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,320 Luckily it's in the morning he has gold in his mouth! 295 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,120 Dad, can we play ball? 296 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,680 - Yes. - And go! 297 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,600 But stay off the road! 298 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,720 - What if we had an aperitif? - At 6:35 in the morning? 299 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,120 View? All we had to do was wait. 300 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,680 I already told you, no I come to that place. 301 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,880 And neither do I. 302 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,680 Rita: Darling, sorry, I did what I could. 303 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:41,680 Better and better here 304 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,680 - that in that terrible place. - Drink! 305 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,760 But it's not the time for an aperitif! 306 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,560 - I beg you! (<) I have to drive! 307 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,400 Love, don't always make me pray... 308 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,600 (<) Giacomo: Come on, it's just a toast! 309 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,560 - Eh, for what? - On to the holidays! 310 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,920 Yes, which ones? 311 00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:01,120 And no, eh! And no, eh! And no, eh! Look, I'll punch the ball! 312 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,120 - But let them do it, they're children... - No, they're your children. 313 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,800 Now let's see if they are mine or yours. Children are children. 314 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,920 (<) No, these are yours. Children, go and play further away, go! 315 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,560 Stop arguing. Here there is bread, olives and salami. 316 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,720 - Who wants a cup of chocolate? - It's 40 degrees in the shade 317 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,480 - and you drink a Ciobar? - Drinking hot makes you feel fresh. 318 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,960 But who tells you this bullshit?! 319 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:31,040 Oh, but! 36 euros per kilo, breakfast at Tiffany's! 320 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:35,520 36 euros per kilo! Rita, are you crazy? I break my back in two 321 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,480 and you squander my fortune? I have a standard of living from Tronchetti Provera 322 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,280 without capital and she spends me like Afef! 323 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,120 Dad, the ball went into the stadium! 324 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,200 We can't continue like this: you miss a ball a week! 325 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,840 - Come on, take it from us... - Mmmh! 326 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,680 - Giacomo: What are you doing? It's dangerous. - Do you know how many times I stepped over? 327 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,560 Crampons would be needed with rock boots. 328 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,000 - You underestimate my moccasins! - Look, you might fall! 329 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,640 What are you doing, bringing bad luck? 330 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,400 - Dad, look, it's open. - Giovanni: Ah, it's open. 331 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:18,400 Aldo: Are you leaving me here? Wait for me! What a bad feeling! 332 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,080 (<) It's easy to go up, but going down is a little more difficult... 333 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:29,360 (<) Friends! Help! Help! 334 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,760 (<) Big sons of bitches except mine! 335 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,680 I had never seen it like that. 336 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:50,240 [AUDIENCE CHEERS IN BACKGROUND] 337 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:56,280 [REFEREE'S WHISTLE. BACKGROUND MUSIC] 338 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,600 But... for me this terrain It's not good for tomatoes either. 339 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:25,560 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 340 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,040 But Zacchaeus stood up and said to the Lord: 341 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,600 "Behold, Lord, I give half of my goods to the poor". 342 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,960 "And if I have defrauded anyone, I give back 4 times as much." 343 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:32,160 (<) Jesus answered him: "Today is salvation she entered this house." 344 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:37,400 (<) "The son of man indeed he came to seek and to save" 345 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,840 "that which was lost". Word of the Lord. 346 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,480 Faithful: Praise be to you, O Christ. 347 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,720 (<) Father Bruno: You asked yourselves because Jesus that day 348 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,080 decides to stop under a tree? 349 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:02,720 Yet on the streets of Jericho all the beautiful people had poured out. 350 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:08,160 (<) Well Jesus decides to stop under a tree, look up, 351 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:12,280 where it is hidden among the leaves a tax collector. 352 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,960 (<) Yet Jesus makes a gesture which shocks everyone: 353 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,600 he went to the sinner's house, 354 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,680 because the doctor has to go home of the sick, not the healthy, 355 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:30,440 and all we have at least a hint of fever. 356 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,240 [BUZZING OF THE FAITHFUL] 357 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,360 Don't worry, it's ours... church falling apart. 358 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:42,400 At least you'll know where they'll end up your generous offers. 359 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:55,280 [out of tune] ♪Stay with us, Sir, in the evening. ♪ 360 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:05,400 (<) ♪Stay with us, we will have peace. ♪ 361 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:15,600 (<) ♪Stay with us, don't leave us, the night... ♪ 362 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,800 Hey, Nino, get your hands away from there! Don't be smart, eh! 363 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:30,040 (<) ♪...it will never come down again. ♪ 364 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,320 Money out of flow... 365 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,160 Bastard! But I know who you are! 366 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,960 A share to the Church, 367 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,720 one to the Lord and one to my little wellness fund. 368 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,640 Church, 369 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,000 Sir, wellness fund. 370 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,760 Church, Lord, bottom be... [DOOR OPENS] 371 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,120 What do you do? 372 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,600 - The accounts. (<) Already? 373 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,320 Money never sleeps. 374 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,760 And how did it go? 375 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,960 If these are the offers, we are at the gas pipe. 376 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,840 (<) This parish people are a little tense. 377 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,360 They are the parishioners that the Lord has entrusted to us. 378 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,840 (<) And the Lord could have been a little more generous. 379 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,240 We have to figure something out, I don't know... a charity event! Huh? 380 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,840 We could have the our choir in the square? 381 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,480 Right! So we shoot them! 382 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,480 - It's a more unique than rare opportunity! - Technically it would be a sin. 383 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,600 Then let's organize a Mass from 6pm to 8pm! 384 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,600 (<) But there is no space. - But let's do the abbreviated ritual. 385 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,640 And who would come? 386 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,560 - The happy hour ones! (<) Ah. 387 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:05,680 Or if not with the excuse of blessings, Let's steal from some old ladies' houses! 388 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,200 - You know what's new, everyone already does it! - So what are we waiting for? 389 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,320 [FATHER BRUNO SIGH] 390 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,280 - Benjamin! - Yes, Father Bruno. 391 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,360 The widow Corelli asked me to find someone to paint the house. 392 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,200 - Do you want to do it with Mario? - Let's hope! I don't have a penny anymore. 393 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,240 But that's not too small tank for all those fish? 394 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,200 Let's make it bigger! 395 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,520 Excellent idea. 396 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,200 After all, the Lord we will not lack the material. 397 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,920 It is the blood of Christ, you can't drink it like that! Go to hell! 398 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,920 - But ugh... - Eh, ugh... 399 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:54,200 - But, Father, does hell really exist? - What questions! Of course it exists! 400 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,920 And is it eternal? 401 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:02,040 - Hell is an eternal fire. - Eternal fire? But who goes in there? 402 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,960 Hell is the fruit of sin. If I sin, I create hell 403 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,600 and I go inside of my own free will. 404 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,520 - As if it were a bus. - Yes, but if you get on the sin bus 405 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,880 and you don't get off at the stop of confession, 406 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:22,320 the terminus will be eternal death, the damnation of hell. 407 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:29,080 And it applies to all types of sin, even those committed for good? 408 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,320 What would be the sins committed for good? 409 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,400 Like the ones you do a little wrong to someone 410 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,360 - to do a great good for someone else. - Someone else who? 411 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,600 - What do I know? Like... ourselves. - And wouldn't these be a sin? 412 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,600 And then we are all damned. 413 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,520 - No, not you. (<) There is always repentance. 414 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,560 (<) Ah, and then say it, Father! 415 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,280 Stop repenting even at the last moment and we will all go to heaven! 416 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,560 Oh no, dear. 417 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,240 Only those who will recognize truly need God. 418 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,400 But I need God so much. 419 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,080 You are so afraid to go to hell. 420 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,360 - How long has it been since you confessed? - Well, Pertini was still there... 421 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,000 We won the World Cup... 2006. 422 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,120 - '82. - How time flies... 423 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,040 Father. Father. 424 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,480 Things? 425 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,840 It's a very important thing, it's about my soul. 426 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,720 - Do you write letters like Abelard? - Who is Abelard? 427 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,360 (<) The one who wrote love letters to Heloise, Abelard and Heloise. 428 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,960 But no, what does it have to do with it? It's like a pass. 429 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,680 Suppose he gets on the sin bus and can't get down in time. 430 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,600 - Meaning what? - Let's make a deal: keep it safe 431 00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,640 and only open it if you can't hear me anymore ring the bells. All right? 432 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,960 By the way, How did Abelard's story end? 433 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,960 - He was castrated and became a Monk. - But, slut... 434 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:16,280 (<) Penitent: Father. Father. - Yes? 435 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,640 (<) I need to confess. But not Did I already confess to you yesterday, son? 436 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:25,320 (<) It's just that I have a torment here... Mmm... 437 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,240 One thing you have to do: do the drying rack. 438 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,120 You have to live with 4 cloths until they dry. 439 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,920 Do you want some women's underwear? 440 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,040 Unfortunately I haven't found it yet your soul mate, you have to settle. 441 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:48,800 [PHONE RINGS] 442 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,960 (<) Ready? 443 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,680 Mario! Of course it's me! 444 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,360 Yes, I'm alone! But who do you want to listen to us? 445 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,720 And then what should we tell each other that is so secret? 446 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,960 Eh, see you at Corelli's house to 8:00. 447 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,000 Oh well, I'll bring the brushes. Sorry, Mario, 448 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,080 we can meet at 7:30 am fountain? I have to feed the fish. 449 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:14,760 Ready? What does phone call to mean payable by the recipient? Ready? Mario? 450 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,320 - They kidnapped him, of course. - Impossible. And who was it? 451 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,120 But anyone! Opportunity makes a man a thief. 452 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,000 You can't trust anyone anymore, not even about ourselves! 453 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,360 - What do you mean? - Let it be! 454 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,400 - Aldo: I wanted to tell you something. - What? 455 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,560 - But I'm a little ashamed. - Come on... 456 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,200 - I fell in love. - Come on? 457 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:05,800 Yes, but I don't know how to tell him... Every time I see her I get nervous, 458 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:10,560 I freeze. I can't talk anymore in short. Write her a letter, 459 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,840 - as Abelard did with Eloise. - Do I know them? 460 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:18,600 But no, Abelard is a philosopher of the times, which was then emasculated 461 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:23,320 - and then he became a monk. - Emasculated? And what does that mean? 462 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,640 Zac, Zac, three of a kind! 463 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,240 (<) Then pay attention, I am her. 464 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,040 Keep the letter! Take a deep breath. 465 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,320 Give me the letter. Have you seen? It's easy! 466 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,560 - Yes, but you're not her. - So, when you give her the letter, 467 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,800 you'll pretend it's me, eh! 468 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,520 Zacchete! [CRASH] 469 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,000 Beniamino: Okay, I'll give you the letter. But what do I write in it? 470 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,480 What you feel! 471 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,200 Perfect! 472 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,920 (<) Father Bruno: And I absolve you in the name of the Father, of the Son 473 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,640 and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 474 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,400 - Thank you, Father. (<) Shame. 475 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,200 - How? - What is it? 476 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,400 (<) I don't know, I heard something like a voice, a reproach. 477 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,600 (<) Well done, keep listening the voice of your heart, daughter. 478 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,080 Yes, Father. 479 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,080 [sighing] Mario... 480 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,960 How many times do I have to tell you that you can't hear confessions? 481 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,640 That woman cheated to her husband and gets away with 3 Hail Marys? 482 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,440 If you really want to participate, why don't you come and confess? 483 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,840 You're too good to cheaters and adulterers, if you let me tell you. 484 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,640 Slanderers, blasphemers, traitors, tax evaders... 485 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,240 We must be understanding with those who fall into temptation. 486 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,320 A tenant needs to be evicted. 487 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,640 Father. Father, sorry. 488 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,160 I need to confess right away, I have sinned a lot. 489 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:14,640 - But didn't I confess to you this morning? (<) Yes, but that torment doesn't leave me. 490 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,800 - Have you tried in the other parish? (<) Ah, no, I only get along well with her. 491 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,600 So a goldfish. 492 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:32,040 More orange than red, even if red is fine. 493 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,080 - Two muzzles. - One small and one large. 494 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:41,520 3 collars, one harness and 4 leashes. 4? 495 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,200 - Let's make it 5. - I don't know, you have to tell me. 496 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,160 - Let's make it 5. (<) Oh, okay. 497 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,360 Sorry, out of curiosity, but how many dogs do you have? 498 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,440 - A total. - Oh, sure. 499 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,560 Excuse me! How often it is emptied the offering box? 500 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,560 Maybe when it's full? 501 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,640 - And who empties it? - it. Why? 502 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,240 Nothing, I just wanted to be sure that the offer ended up in good hands. 503 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:18,280 I might even have a pack of dog biscuits? 504 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,680 - Croccadogs for dogs... (<) Big or small? 505 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,520 - Great. (<) Great, sure. 506 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,080 I'm sorry, I messed up. Can I help you? 507 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,120 Ninth! 508 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,040 Better if I do it myself, thanks. 509 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,840 No, I'll do it. You'd better not help me, thanks. 510 00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:01,840 [CRANK AND WHISTLE OF THE TRAIN IN THE DISTANCE] 511 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,040 And who are you? 512 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,600 Look, I didn't buy them for you. 513 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,160 I actually didn't buy them for anyone. 514 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:06,440 [MARIO IMITATES THE ROAR OF A MOTORCYCLE] 515 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,720 (<) Father Bruno: Mario! 516 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,800 - Good morning, Mario. - Good morning, Father. 517 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,720 - Something's wrong with that saint there. - Eh... 518 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,720 While it's here, Father, but the resurrection 519 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,680 - does it only concern the soul or also the body? - Mmm... 520 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,440 The resurrection is of the soul and the body. 521 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:30,800 - Aaah... But in the sense of flesh and blood? - Aaah, man returns to God! 522 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,520 Yes, but with his body or with a different body? 523 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,880 In your case it would be better you were reborn with a different body. 524 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,600 (<) Penitent: Father! Father Bruno! 525 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:46,720 I need absolution. But where is Father Bruno? 526 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,960 Who knows! 527 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,920 [INDISTINCT BUZZING] 528 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,400 I didn't break anything today. Oops! 529 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,560 What is it? 530 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,960 I didn't buy the biscuits. 531 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:28,280 Let's see what's here... Have you seen? This is all I have left. 532 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:38,200 Mh! But what will they ever put in there? But do you have a master? 533 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,240 You know, I didn't make it not even this time, 534 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,400 but you'll see that sooner or later I can give him the letter. 535 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,040 [TIRES SQUEALING] 536 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,560 But what's happening? 537 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,920 [DOG BARKS] 538 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,480 [SHOT] 539 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,880 [DOG BARKS] 540 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:10,520 [CONTINUOUS BELL] 541 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:23,200 Mario! Mario! Tell me why you play the bells for an hour and a half? 542 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:28,680 - That way they can hear better. - But it's the middle of the night, people are killing us! 543 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,800 I can't anymore come down, call someone. 544 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,840 Aaah... 545 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,960 [DOG BARKS] 546 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:13,520 (<) Chorus: ♪Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah. ♪ 547 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,040 What is this stuff? 548 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,480 The confessions are over, come back tomorrow. 549 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,680 - Come on, everyone go home. (<) But I can't leave like this, 550 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:04,560 - I need absolution. - Yes, ego I absolve you and go, go, go! 551 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,520 - Can you explain to me what's happening? - Ask him. 552 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,960 On your knees. Not here, there! 553 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,640 Do you want to leave in peace, son? 554 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,960 Come on, what do you have to tell me? 555 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,560 I'm confused, I haven't slept all night. 556 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,720 (<) Don't worry, son, open your heart that here we are in the house of the Lord. 557 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,920 - Yes, but let's get to the point, Father. - Get out of here. 558 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,320 How many times have I told you that you can't hear confessions? 559 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,280 - Go ahead, tell him. - What? 560 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:45,360 - I fell in love. - Oh, finally some good news. 561 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,280 - I'm happy for you, son. - Who cares! Tell him about the suitcase! 562 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,880 Enough! 563 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,040 I know what I have to ask! 564 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,680 I'm helping her to conduct the interrogation. 565 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,360 This is not an interrogation, it's a confession, 566 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,720 and you shouldn't listen. 567 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,800 - Which suitcase? (<) It fell from the sky! 568 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,600 Who? 569 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:09,280 - The suitcase! - Yes, but what's in the suitcase? 570 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,440 May the Lord forgive me our unhealthy curiosity! 571 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,320 But you also satisfy us. 572 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,080 What's in the suitcase? 573 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,760 - Money! - Money?! How many? 574 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,680 - Many. - How many? 575 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,640 - Too many! - Too many?! 576 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,920 You can never have too much money, Father. 577 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,760 Mario: I'll take care of bringing them in a safe place. 578 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,120 - And where would this safe place be? - In Switzerland! 579 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,520 - Switzerland is no longer a safe place. - How do you know, Father? 580 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,880 - From confessions! - Aaah... 581 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,760 Mario... 582 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,560 - What is it? - It's a sin. 583 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,320 It's a shame. 584 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,640 (<) Penitent: Father! Father Bruno! 585 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:03,440 - Tell me, son. - I've committed a lot of sins. 586 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:10,000 - Please give me absolution. - Wait, it's coming immediately. 587 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,800 Ah! 588 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,800 Mario, put the money back. 589 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,680 Everyone. 590 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,320 - I said "everyone". - It was all of them. 591 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,360 Father, shall we or shall we not comply with the will of God? 592 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,240 Always. 593 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,880 Then we must accept the gifts that providence made it rain for us 594 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:13,280 - like manna from heaven! (<) But then the gift was not preserved. 595 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,960 But we don't keep it either. 596 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,480 [DOG BARKS] Shut up. 597 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,520 - But where does this dog come from? - Biscuits and vin santo? 598 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,880 - But do you think it's time? Come on... - Why? 599 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,200 - Good! Are they handcrafted? - Yes, Croccadog. 600 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,600 - But they're dog biscuits! - Rich in fibre, cereals and dried fruit. 601 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,680 However they must be returned. 602 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,480 (<) And about the oratory, he thought How comfortable would they be? 603 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,640 - Yes, but this is not the way. - But don't do theology! 604 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:43,440 Let's be professional: we keep the right percentage! 605 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,040 - What percentage? - Oh, for the expense reimbursement! 606 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,360 - Why, did we have expenses? - No, but that's always what they say. 607 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,560 [DOOR BELL] 608 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,840 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 609 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,760 - You're back! - But who came back? 610 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,600 It's the drying rack I told you about, he's healed, he's like new again! 611 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,160 - But who cares about the drying rack! - The dog! The money! 612 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:27,760 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 613 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:50,320 (<) Stop! No! Stop! 614 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,960 - God's will be done. - But what will? This is bad luck. 615 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,840 Of course these biscuits are selling like hotcakes. 616 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,840 - The usual goldfish? - Yes. 617 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,240 E i biscotti peri cani. 618 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,400 - Yes. - Again. 619 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,200 Here it is, the reddest fish we have! 620 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,000 - Will you give him a name? - I don't know, I haven't decided yet. 621 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,720 - 7 euros and 10. - What? 622 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,440 - 7 euros and 10, fish and biscuits! - Oh, sorry. 623 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,560 Here you are. 624 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,920 Eh, but what do I do for 500 euros? I don't have the change. 625 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,640 Leave it alone, there's no problem. 626 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,400 [COINS JINGLING] I think it's full. 627 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,960 Listen, Don. 628 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,640 - Ah, I already have the discount for you, eh. - Be good, come on... 629 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:16,680 The good one... The most we can do an exception to the rule. 630 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:17,320 What rule? 631 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,080 - The VAT rule. - Meaning what? 632 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,560 - No invoice, no VAT. - Oh, okay. 633 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:29,240 - 1, 2, 3, 4, and I keep the VAT. - Ada, what a nice penny! 634 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,760 No, but it's a donation, eh... 635 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,320 (<) Mario: Dear Don Bruno, 636 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,160 first of all make sure that no one is spying on her, 637 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:45,160 the prying eye never sleeps. I am writing to you because, as you know, 638 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:48,840 I've never been able to sit down in front of her in the confessional. 639 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,160 (<) It is true that our parishioners they are not captains of industry, 640 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:58,040 However, I admit, I too contributed to make them seem even poorer. 641 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,080 (<) Technically I wouldn't call it a theft, 642 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,960 rather a loan, here, an unauthorized loan 643 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,920 and without guarantees of return, but always a loan. 644 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,120 (<) But she knows it, sometimes It's so hard to ask. 645 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,920 (<) We are afraid that we will be rejected what we need 646 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,880 and I needed it so much to open the throttle fully 647 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,680 and hear the roar of my 250 horsepower under your butt! 648 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,360 (<) Father, I get off the bus of sin, 649 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,120 but I get on another vehicle much more dangerous. 650 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,200 (<) Let's hope at least that, once you reach the end of the line, 651 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,120 his superior up there 652 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,360 be at least as benevolent as she is he is with his parishioners. 653 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:43,480 (<) P.S. Father, but it's true that Isn't a helmet mandatory in hell? 654 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:54,680 [TSU NAM AND PUK THEY RECITE THE OM] 655 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,800 - Have you seen the master? Impressive! - And how does he do it? 656 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,840 Obviously, he manages to exploit electromagnetic waves. 657 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,440 - Mm! Like the microwave? - Certain. 658 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,080 [TSU NAM AND PUK THEY RECITE THE OM] 659 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,120 - Listen, Puk. - Tell me, Pin. 660 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,720 You tell him in blind fury about that story of boredom? 661 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,240 Oh. And what does it take? It's like drinking a glass of water when you are thirsty 662 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,880 on a hot day, when your throat is burning. 663 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,120 It's like jumping off the sixth floor like a feather letting go... 664 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,800 I understand, you don't have to... I realized it's easy. 665 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,640 Master... 666 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,920 - Tell me, Puk. - There's Pin who has to tell you something. 667 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,200 [softly] What the hell are you talking about? 668 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,520 - I didn't feel like it. - Tell me, Pin. 669 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,960 No, nothing, master. It's that since Spring has arrived 670 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,840 and we stand by this tree since we've been here, 671 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,800 we wanted to know if it was possible at least change perspective. 672 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,000 Of course, it's like drinking a glass of water when you are thirsty 673 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,520 on a hot day with parched throat. 674 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,240 Let's go. 675 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:18,040 Other than electromagnetic waves, he had a branch under his ass! 676 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,960 [together] Ouch, ouch, ouch! 677 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,000 - Pin started! - It was Puk! 678 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,000 (<) The time has come of the great change. 679 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,680 Let's set off into the unknown. 680 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,200 - My, how scary! - How scary! 681 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:39,560 Pin: Ouch, ouch, ouch! What a pain... Unheard of. 682 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,600 Master, we have prepared everything, we can leave. 683 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,880 But what did you do? I prepared it all! 684 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,080 - Silence! - Ouch! 685 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,400 Vervet monkeys! 686 00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:01,080 Here's the direction, let's go into the unknown. 687 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,280 Gida! Gida! [Makes noises to cheer PIN] 688 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,400 Gida! Gida! 689 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:10,520 [TSU NAM MAKES SOUNDS TO CHEER PIN] 690 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:11,640 Gida! 691 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,000 Tsu Nam: Oooh... 692 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:18,040 - We have arrived. - Arrived?! 693 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,760 How, already arrived? I took it two days to pack your bags, 694 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:26,360 the ropes, the tie rods, the slipknots! All this effort to walk 5 meters? 695 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,760 Indeed, master, I beg your pardon, 696 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:33,320 but the road to the unknown should not be longer and more tortuous? 697 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,320 - Ignorant! - Ouch... 698 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,920 Infinity is on the doorstep. 699 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:47,040 (<) Master, I may have the privilege to ring the sacred gong? 700 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:51,280 - Ouch... - You are not yet ready for the sacred gong. 701 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,600 Puk: Maria, what a celestial sound... 702 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:10,680 [FAMILY SINGS IN CHINESE] 703 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:35,240 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 704 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:24,000 - Brancadilla strimuntruccu. - Huh?! What did you say?! 705 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,080 - Brancadilla strimuntruccu. - What is it?! 706 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,000 - But it's the magic formula! - And who asked you? 707 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,320 Come on, idiot, come in! 708 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,120 Open up! 709 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,440 Shut up! 710 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,760 - Giovanni: But no... (<) Giacomo: Have you gone crazy? 711 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,680 (<) And tell him something too! - What a drag! 712 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,960 - And that's it... - I can't take it anymore! 713 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,400 I've been attacked for 150 years to the wall with this damn mandolin 714 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:52,480 in hand! [CHILD SCREAMS] 715 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,400 Is this life? 716 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,880 Imagine if you were a stain Pollock's informal! 717 00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,880 (<) I want my lawyer! 718 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:06,240 - Look, I'm hungry! (<) Arcimboldi: Ouch! 719 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:10,360 - But will you stop tearing me apart? - And you'll see when we do the centrifuge! 720 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:15,320 - But what is this writing? Marlene? (<) Ah, but the young gentleman has a sponsor! 721 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,200 Compliments! 722 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,680 Not stupid to be a bunch of vegetables! 723 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:23,440 - And who do you think you are? - Who, me? I am a Van Dyck. 724 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,560 I've been to Moma, at the National Gallery and the Louvre! 725 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:30,600 - Aldo: And why are you here now, sorry? - Because... mmmh... 726 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,840 (<) I'll tell you: because you're a fake! - Yes, but author's! 727 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,760 Not like who I am an authentic Caravaggio. 728 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,680 (<) And since when are you a Caravaggio? (<) Peppino Caravaggio! 729 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:44,920 (<) Ah, Peppino the painter! (<) Well, he was even better than his cousin 730 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,560 and one day it will be reevaluated. Ignorant! 731 00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,000 [GIACOMO AND ALDO LAUGH] 732 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,400 (<) Giacomo: Hey, Napoleon! - Oui? 733 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,320 [ALDO, GIOVANNI AND GIACOMO THEY GIVE HIM A RATTLE AND LAUGH] 734 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:08,440 (<) Les italiens... vulgaires, illiterate... Mmmh... 735 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:09,480 [LAUGHTER] 736 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,600 (<) Giacomo: Ssh! Guests are arriving! - Let's hope so. 737 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,880 - Welcome back, madame! - All: Welcome back! 738 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,240 - Oh, how rejuvenated she is! - I'm happy about that. 739 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:51,080 (<) Eh, what beautiful tight skin shiny! Have you had a facelift? 740 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:54,960 - Have you had surgery? - Restored, not operated! 741 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,280 Excusez-moi. 742 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,760 (<) Ah, how I envy her! It's been years for us that no one ever touches it again. 743 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,040 Right, Pier Ugo? Budu-budu-bu! 744 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,200 Miss, if you let me tell you from someone who knows, 745 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:08,800 - she's perfect like this. - But it makes me blush... 746 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,800 - Giovanni: Mon Général... - Oui? 747 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,640 [ALDO, GIOVANNI AND GIACOMO THEY GIVE HIM A RATTLE AND LAUGH] 748 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,280 - Encore vous les Italians! - Giacomo: He always falls for it! 749 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:23,160 I'm going to crash, bombarder, machine gunner! [PLAY GUN SOUND] 750 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,240 [SOUND OF FALLING MANDOLIN] 751 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:36,640 Look! 752 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,040 Oh! 753 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:43,360 (<) Look, friends! Do you know how to do this? - Will you stop? Look at you coming down, eh! 754 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,640 - But do you want to stop? - Mind your own business, you fake shit! 755 00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,160 Have you seen? 756 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:56,920 Look what I managed to do! Now I'm going to try the loop-the-loop! 757 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,080 But no, don't do it! 758 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,400 (<) Has already tried Count of Monte Cristo! 759 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,720 Did you see what happened to him? They rolled it up inside a canvas 760 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:08,360 - and locked in a closet! - 1, 2... - Oh! 761 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:14,120 - And 3... Olé! - But then it can be done! 762 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:19,680 - Well done, listen to him too! (<) What a reckless gesture! What courage! 763 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,360 (<) Phew! What men wouldn't do just to get noticed... 764 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,360 (<) What an ungrateful fate... If only she could come here and visit me! 765 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,920 (<) My heart desires nothing else. In the blink of an eye I will be with you. 766 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:43,800 - But what does this madman intend to do? (<) Giovanni: What do I know? Let's see. 767 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,960 Oh! 768 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,560 [ALDO SCREAMS] 769 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,400 Oh, mother! 770 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,640 Sorry, someone by chance have you seen Pier Ugo? 771 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,200 (<) Do you know where Pier Ugo is? 772 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,280 Look, he fell on his feet! But how did he do it? 773 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:10,800 Just give yourself a strong shake and then... balance! 774 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:16,480 Balanced! Balanced! Balanced! Balanced! 775 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,880 Oh, he's great! 776 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:28,280 - And to think he looks like a moron! - Balanced! Balanced! It can be done! 777 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,400 Balanced! Balanced! Balanced! 778 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:40,800 (<) Maria, I'm very good at it! Balanced! Balanced! Balanced! 779 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:47,760 Balanced! Balanced! J'arrive! 780 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,080 Oh, welcome, monsieur! 781 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,400 I'm flattered by the your invitation, madame. 782 01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:00,600 - Forgive the déshabillé. - Uh, you look great! 783 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:05,560 Thanks to your frame that makes me soar, beautiful strapagnon! 784 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:11,840 - Huh? - Strapagnon... The melons. No melons! 785 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:16,120 The melons... The silhouettes. The silhouettes of... of... 786 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:22,840 - Sublime poise... strapagnon! - How polished you speak, monsieur! 787 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:28,160 (<) Oh, no! I'm a knight! (<) Giovanni and Giacomo: Knight? 788 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,000 Oui? 789 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,920 [JOHN AND GIACOMO THEY GIVE HIM A RATTLE AND LAUGH] 790 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,480 (<) I have a little gift for you, madame! 791 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:42,040 I hope it's up to par of your heartbreaking beauty! 792 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:47,840 Oh, but it's beautiful... Oh, thanks... 793 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:53,400 Oh, it's very hot... E I bet it's ermine! 794 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,320 Just caught! 795 01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:02,640 Would you like a cup of tea? Don't pay attention to confusion. I have lived here since 1700! 796 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,640 Imagine! I've always liked mature women. 797 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,120 - Aldo: Napoleon? (<) Oui? 798 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,960 [ALDO, GIOVANNI, GIACOMO AND MADAME THEY GIVE HIM A RATTLE AND LAUGH] 799 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:15,440 Merde, encore vous! Les italiens spaghettis! 800 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,840 But I was left alone! 801 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,840 How about we merge our solitudes? 802 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,360 And let's unite them! 803 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,080 [JOHN SCREAMS] 804 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,840 - Balanced! Balanced! Balanced! - Where are you going? 805 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,280 I'm transmigrating from the lady. 806 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:45,280 - But... And me? - Eq... Ah... Ah... Ah... [SCREAMING] 807 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,160 [LADY gasps] 808 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:54,680 - Giovanni: Help... - Oh... - Help... 809 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,720 Giovanni: Scivolement! Glibly! Glibly! 810 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,440 Glibly! Glibly! 811 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,200 Mh, what a nice little man! 812 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,200 I'm modestly here to let me taste it, madame. 813 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,040 Ugh! And now? 814 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,440 [NAPOLEON IS DISSPECTED] 815 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,880 [CHUCKLE] 816 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:32,880 No. 817 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,760 [MARQUIS SENDS KISS AND LAUGHS] 818 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,400 No, what did he understand? 819 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:41,760 No, eh! 820 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,200 No. 821 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:50,960 [MARQUIS SHOUTS] 822 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:55,520 - No, eh! (<) Balanced! Balanced! 823 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,840 - Don't even try! (<) Balanced! 824 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,120 Eh, no, eh! I defend myself, you know. 825 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:05,760 (<) Balanced! Balanced! - Go away. She tempts me... 826 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:14,160 - Giacomo: Help... Help... Help... - Marquis: J'arrive... 827 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:25,880 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 828 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,440 We give birth to ours in the clinic, huh. 829 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:32,520 Less road to travel, much less people, everyone is kinder... 830 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,120 But it won't be too strong the smell of these flowers? 831 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:38,560 Maybe it bothers her. Maybe the chocolates were better. No? 832 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,240 [together] This is Michele! 833 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,840 Smile! 834 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,800 [CHEERFUL VOICE] 835 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,800 (<) Laugh, laugh, come on! 836 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,840 [CHEERFUL VOICE] 837 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:57,760 - Now it's your turn, eh! - Think how beautiful, love. 838 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:01,640 - Now we're committed! - With a little wife like that... 839 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,000 Not that we don't make an effort... But now... 840 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:04,840 Come on... 841 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,520 Much more! 842 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,120 - What do they call him? - Saturninus. 843 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,400 - But what name is it? - It was my grandfather's name. 844 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,000 If the grandfather was called Nosferatu, they called the child Nosferatu? 845 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:21,880 Isn't she allergic to chocolates? Maybe it was better to take the flowers... 846 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,800 [PHOTO SHOTS] 847 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,480 [CHEERFUL VOICE] 848 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,840 Smile! 849 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,000 (<) Smile! 850 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,000 [CHEERFUL VOICE] 851 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,920 [BABY CRYING] 852 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,000 - Next time it's your turn, eh. - Eh... well, yes. 853 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,120 Sooner or later it will be our turn too... 854 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,040 Tighten up. 855 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,320 (<) Okay, smile! 856 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:10,200 [NEBORN CRYING] 857 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:17,240 - And next time... - [together] Yes, yes, it's our turn. 858 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:27,480 (<) No, no, the spermiogram it doesn't give us good news. 859 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:30,840 Most of the sperm she is dead. Yes. 860 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:36,360 And the rest have motility very scarce. Would you like a coffee? 861 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:38,360 No, no, thanks. 862 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,160 Yes please. If there was a coffee maybe... 863 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,080 - Love... - Huh? 864 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,680 Forget who you are Already quite nervous. 865 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:50,360 - I'm not nervous... - So... what would the situation be? 866 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:57,200 I'll explain it to you in other words. These sperm... they're tired, 867 01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:02,840 they are weak. They just don't have the strength, they cannot reach the goal. 868 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:07,640 (<) I don't know how to say, they're lazy, listless. You know, just spineless. 869 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:12,800 They are not very motivated. Not very motivated. But why, Mr. Poretti? 870 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:20,280 - Eh... I don't know, tell me! - Love, stay calm. 871 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:25,000 - But I'm calm... (<) In short, the situation is very difficult, 872 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:32,360 but very very very very very very very hard. 873 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:38,680 - Excuse me, but would it be my fault? (<) His wife is okay. 874 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:43,480 He has a breeding machine perfect, enviable! Compliments! 875 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,680 - She's the one who... - What? 876 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:51,600 Eh, that has an imperfect apparatus. He has a little machine, a little machine. 877 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:56,680 - Mr. Poretti, you are struggling! - Yes, okay, but who tells you these things? 878 01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:01,360 - Because it's easy to say, but then... - The spermiogram. 879 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,360 Love, the spermiogram says so! 880 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,840 But there's nothing at all what can we do? 881 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:11,120 (<) Yes, a couple of things: either change partner... Ah-ah-ah, no, I was joking. 882 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,440 (<) I was joking, don't be sad, they are already depressed... 883 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,120 (<) No, it can do one thing. 884 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,680 She, when she is ovulating, measures my basal temperature. 885 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,920 If it's around 38, call your husband immediately 886 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,760 and a relationship consumes me no later than 30 minutes. Clear? 887 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,920 (<) I'll write it to you, like this... (<) Yes. 888 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,120 Doctor Frinzi... 889 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,880 - Gastani Frinzi. - Excuse me. 890 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,120 - Doctor Gastani Frinzi. - Yes? 891 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,080 Tell us the truth. 892 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,480 How much hope do we have? 893 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:48,200 Few, few, few, few, few, few. 894 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,360 Few. 895 01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:02,280 (<) Let's say that, however, if it applies, maybe we can do it. 896 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,840 So, Mr. Pretti, what do we do? Do we apply ourselves? 897 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:10,720 Mh. 898 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:17,760 [PLAYERS CALLING AND MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND] 899 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,720 (<) Giovanni: But cheer up! 900 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:39,840 [PLAYERS CALLING] 901 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:46,280 John: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Here. 902 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,840 - Further to the right. - Further to the right... 903 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,920 - Okay! - Ocio, eh! Ocio. 904 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:54,280 My son... he smokes. 905 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,600 With the father being reunited it's a miracle don't be a rapist. 906 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:02,720 - Maybe he commits that crime too. - Then let's do that from today 907 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,800 we don't know each other. [CELL PHONE SOUND] 908 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:07,640 - Yes? - But do you play with your cell phone? 909 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,320 - She's my wife, I have to go. - But... 910 01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:13,640 [PLAYERS SHOUT FOR JOY] 911 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,280 James! 912 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:23,160 [SIREN] 913 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:30,000 [snorting] No... No... 914 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,240 Oh, Madonna... 915 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,120 Get out of the car. [GIACOMO SWITCHES OFF THE ENGINE] 916 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,880 I apologize, but... I'm in a bit of a hurry. 917 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,160 I noticed it: 918 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:58,400 70 per hour in a built-up area! 919 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,880 'Does it go like this in a hurry? What's wrong, the Champions League final? 920 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,760 No, but in a certain sense it's an important match... 921 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,600 - Driving license and registration document. - Eh... 922 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:14,360 As I told you, being in a hurry, to I sure forgot them in the locker room. 923 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,960 Then let's make a deal. 924 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,600 If you give me a plausible reason so, 925 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:24,640 dressed in these bright colors, It was going through at 70 mph 926 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:27,640 a town without a licence and without booklet, 927 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:33,040 if you give me a valid reason, I don't give you the report. I listen to it. 928 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,680 - Excuse me, what time is it? - 7.44pm. 929 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:41,040 Then I still have 16 minutes 930 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:45,720 available and I should do it. Generally I need even less, 931 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:51,120 but with the basal temperature at 38, which will now have dropped a bit... 932 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,560 Because as we speak basal temperature drops... 933 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:59,160 The concept is to encourage meeting between the egg and... 934 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,280 Give me the report... 935 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:12,000 Let's see... Mmmh... Here... Mmmh... You're from Milan, right? 936 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,840 No. 937 01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,920 [JAMES SCREAMS] 938 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:18,880 - Is it safe? - Yes. 939 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,800 [JAMES SCREAMS] 940 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,560 - Is it safe? - Yes. 941 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,920 [JAMES SCREAMS] 942 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:26,960 - Is it safe? - No... 943 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:30,040 I knew it! I've seen that before looked at the photo. 944 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:35,680 Strange, it's as if its endings nervous people did not have the right vitality, 945 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:40,440 as if they had become lazy, without backbone. How come? 946 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,800 I don't know, tell me! [SOUND OF INCOMING SMS] 947 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:53,040 - Doctor, I have to go! - But how? 948 01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:57,800 - The basal temperature is 38! (<) But where is he going? 949 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,840 [GIACOMO CURES] 950 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:06,560 - Love, 38.7 - Yes, but without kisses, eh. 951 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,560 Mr. Poretti, 952 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:18,560 did you apply yourself? Yes... 953 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:20,080 (<) Eh, it doesn't seem like it. 954 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:24,280 No, because precisely these spermatozoa they don't want to win, eh. 955 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:28,760 There's no malice here, it's just missing the tiger's gaze in these seeds. 956 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:33,400 - Do you sow?! (<) Have you taken your basal temperature? 957 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:36,520 - Certain! (<) Yes, but what did I say? 958 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,600 Yes. 959 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:40,520 - Are you sure? - Safe. 960 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:46,120 - I'll tell you again. (<) Doctor, we are not stupid. 961 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:49,640 Love, don't get angry which is bad for sperm. No? 962 01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,920 Isn't there another possibility instead? 963 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,280 (<) At this point you can contact us to the sperm bank. 964 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,640 Yes, for a mortgage! 965 01:13:56,720 --> 01:14:00,520 (<) He knows that I am in his place wouldn't I be so funny? 966 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:04,000 - Listen, Doctor Frinzi... - Gastani Frinzi. 967 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:07,920 Listen, Gastani Frinzi, you know that, if I find you driving around, 968 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,120 I'll pull you under? Love, what are you saying? 969 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:14,840 Keep your hands off, you goddamn bitch! Gastani Frinzi of my balls! 970 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,400 (<) Where the fuck do we go out in this shitty place? 971 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:20,960 - Sorry, Doctor Frinzi. (<) But did you conceive it as a door or not? 972 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,680 - Gastani Frinzi. (<) Gastani Frinzi, sorry. 973 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,080 Let's do it with the secretary, right? Love! 974 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:28,960 Ah, why, do I also have to pay you? But fuck it, go! 975 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:39,680 Giacomo: And then there's news. I have something important to tell you. 976 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,280 I let myself be persuaded to meet this luminary. 977 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,520 At first I was a little skeptical. But then I decided to... 978 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,800 Oh, did you see that left-footed goal? Pam, under the crossbar! 979 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:55,720 - My grandfather would have done that too. - But he's dead! 980 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,600 - Precisely. Can you give me the shampoo? (<) He gave me the appointment right away! 981 01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,240 - And what do you do with it? (<) There was a very long waiting list. 982 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:04,120 In my opinion this is the sign of destiny. 983 01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,280 They say that in his field be number one... 984 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:13,840 Guys, I feel like this it's the right time. Eh, Giova', Aldo? 985 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,800 Giova'! Aldo! Hey! 986 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,320 Giova'! [SMS RINGTONE] 987 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,840 38.7?! 988 01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:33,120 Oh! Oh! Boys! Come on, don't do it the bastards! Don't lock me in! 989 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:37,200 I have to leave now! Guys, the time is right! 990 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,600 Come on, don't be an idiot! 991 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:59,360 (<) Rita says he's very good! 992 01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:00,760 - Yes? - Yes. 993 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:05,600 - In fact he now has 3 children. - But he adopted them! 994 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:09,840 - Don't always be so negative! - I understand, but it seems to be 995 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:14,600 - in a macrobiotic restaurant, come on... - What an effort... 996 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:22,280 (<) Luminary: Sciantaram! Sciantaram! Sciantaram! Sciantaram! Sciantaram! 997 01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:33,200 (<) Sciantaram! Sciantaram! Sciantaram! 998 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,520 Sciantaram! 999 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,920 - She is Vata. - No. 1000 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,920 So it's Pitta. 1001 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:56,200 Maybe not... 1002 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,760 - Don't tell me it's Kapha! - Love, aren't you Kapha? 1003 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,200 (<) I hope not... 1004 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:07,720 (<) To be in perfect harmony with body and mind 1005 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:10,640 one must have the Tridoshas. James: Who? 1006 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:18,000 The Tridoshas! The vital elements natural, Vata, Pitta and Kapha, 1007 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,720 in perfect balance! 1008 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,080 Ouch, ouch, ouch... 1009 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:45,360 (<) Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. I knew it. Oh, I knew it... 1010 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:49,520 - She is Kapha. - Tss! 1011 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:53,600 (<) There is too much air in the belly. We should 1012 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,400 balance with something hot, like... 1013 01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,640 - Pitta? - Pitta! Good! 1014 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,080 Pitta... Ouch... 1015 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:13,520 Aaah... Aaah... Aaah... Ah. 1016 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,520 Let's proceed with the visit. 1017 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:26,120 - Aaah... Ouch, ouch, ouch... - Here, we have rebalanced Kapha! 1018 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,880 But now, tell me: do you have a pet? 1019 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:32,360 Yes, a cat. 1020 01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:33,920 And where does he sleep? 1021 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,600 - In bed with us. - Ouch, ouch, ouch. 1022 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,880 - And where exactly? - Here, on the belly. 1023 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,560 - But then everything is clear! - What? 1024 01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:44,960 This is why you can't have a baby! 1025 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:49,560 Why pet sleeps where there is discomfort, where there is suffering! 1026 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,840 And here there is discomfort, there is a lot of suffering! 1027 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:58,680 (<) But don't worry, I have Ayurvedic remedy. Here you are. 1028 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:03,480 - 350 euros. - Oh, but. With the invoice, huh? 1029 01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,680 I'm sorry, my religion doesn't allow it. 1030 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:11,440 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1031 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,520 - Thank you! - Thank you! 1032 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:22,720 No thank you. 1033 01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,680 - Why? - Eh, I can't! 1034 01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,560 - Are you on a diet? - No, I'm not on a diet, but I can't. 1035 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:34,320 - Drink, what do you care? - If I tell you I can't, don't insist. 1036 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,920 - It seems like it's on purpose. - Calm down, I don't insist. I'll drink. 1037 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:42,480 - Have you made a vote? - But no... It seems that the hops are fermented 1038 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,720 it reduces fertility because... it's Kapha! 1039 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,600 - Is it Kapha?! - Kapha. 1040 01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:51,800 - And who told you? - Eh, a luminary... Let's leave it at that. 1041 01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,800 [GIACOMO SIGHS] Giovanni: A luminary... 1042 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:05,280 - My goodness, what a smell... - What are they, fish sticks? 1043 01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:08,600 What an idiot... They are Ayurvedic seaweed, 1044 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:13,520 because I have to rebalance Vata. 1045 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,440 The...? 1046 01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,920 - Vata. - Which?! 1047 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:20,480 But go fuck yourself... [ALDO LAUGHS] 1048 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,200 Doctor: Be convinced, There's nothing wrong with her. 1049 01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:27,160 - Physically everything is fine. - See, love? Are you OK! 1050 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,640 - Doctor Ciurli also says it! - Magnaghi Ciurli. 1051 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:35,160 Yes, excuse me, Doctor Magnaghi Ciurli. 1052 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:39,240 His is just a psychological problem. He must learn... 1053 01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,280 [DOCTOR EXHALES LOUDLY] 1054 01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:45,600 - Where the fuck did you take me? - I do not know. 1055 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:51,240 To unload from everyday problems. 1056 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:58,240 The mind must be totally free during intercourse. How does she do it? 1057 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:01,080 Eh... In what sense? 1058 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:05,480 - How does it download? - Eh... 1059 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:09,400 - Do you play sports? - Ah, yes, tennis! 1060 01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:12,840 No, I meant spiritual sports. 1061 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:17,320 - The... football! - More spiritual. 1062 01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:23,880 - Ever heard of Kendo? - Kendo... 1063 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:31,960 [KENDO MASTER SHOUTS] 1064 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:59,480 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 1065 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:09,560 [GIRL SCREAMS] 1066 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:14,920 [gasping] Honey, a nightmare! How scary! 1067 01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:17,360 It's over, come on, it was just a dream. 1068 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,760 What do I do? Do I take herbal tea to sleep? 1069 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,920 But forget about this bullshit... 1070 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,120 Beer? 1071 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,120 Beer! 1072 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:43,320 Aldo: He failed. What a shame! 1073 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,720 - But who? - The major! 1074 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,880 Ah, the scientist... 1075 01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,120 Of course, with all the joints he makes! 1076 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,560 [GIACOMO LAUGHS] 1077 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:56,440 But you realize it's the first of the family tree to fail? 1078 01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:59,720 Well, I have many doubts about this. I believe that, if you look carefully, 1079 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:03,840 There is already someone among the branches! But I do I'm sending that wretch to work. 1080 01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:07,320 Well, in this case it would be right the first of the tree! 1081 01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:10,720 And your son? 1082 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:14,160 But look... Now it is thought about going 1083 01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:17,920 to learn to play the drum with a friend of his in New Zealand! 1084 01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:21,520 - But why, do you have a friend in New Zealand? - No, they met 1085 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:25,440 via the internet, right? Let's forget about it. Lucky you, look, 1086 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:28,280 that you have no children because I'm such a pain! 1087 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:31,280 - Okay, I was joking. - But no, don't worry. 1088 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,960 Look how long we've gone through heart at peace. 1089 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:37,600 It's not like you can continue to live like this! We have tried them all, 1090 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:41,400 it went badly... After all, we already have so many things. But yes... 1091 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:42,720 Beer? 1092 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:44,160 I'll pay, eh! 1093 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:46,240 - Yes, it goes. - Come on, yes. 1094 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,560 (<) Aldo: But you really are is it safe to go on foot? 1095 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,280 Yes! 1096 01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,440 (<) Safe safe? - Yes! HI! 1097 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:07,600 (<) Giovanni: Giacomo! Safe safe safe? - Good night! 1098 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:32,880 [MOAN] 1099 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:40,600 [MOAN] 1100 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:55,880 [MOAN] 1101 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:24,440 [BACKGROUND MUSIC] 1102 01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,640 [MOAN] 1103 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:07,240 Giacomo: I'll take you for now both, eh. We'll see later. 1104 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:47,680 [TSU NAM BLOWS] 1105 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:03,120 - Shh! Shh! - Shh! - Shh! 1106 01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:15,000 Giacomo: Ssh... 1107 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:39,760 What cosmic lust! 1108 01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:52,400 (<) Aldo, Giovanni and Giacomo: Napoléon? (<) Oui? 1109 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:56,720 [ALDO, GIOVANNI AND GIACOMO THEY GIVE HIM A RATTLE AND LAUGH]